At least make sure they are 18
Why
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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