scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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