just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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