I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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