Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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