dude i'm inner monologue high
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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