I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just pee around me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
