thus making me awesome and them whores
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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