lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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