he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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