The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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