You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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