that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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