babies were throwing up all over the place
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My vagina just recognized that song.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Couch. On fire.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
