Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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