I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
there is puke in my bra ... again
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