Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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