Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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