You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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