Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
A bitchslap is in order.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
