Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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