Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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