are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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