I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
