I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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