The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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