yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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