yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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