Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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