3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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