Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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