yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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