He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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