So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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