Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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