so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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