Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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