I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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