Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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