Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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