Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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