physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
