Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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