i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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