I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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