Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Everyone says I win the strip club
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize
