i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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