Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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