You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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