Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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